Watch Stephen Colbert Predict The Entire Plot Of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

29 Oct 2015 | Author: | No comments yet »

JJ Abrams: Luke Skywalker’s Star Wars: The Force Awakens absence ‘no accident’.

Either way, you’ll probably enjoy Stephen Colbert breathlessly predicting what’s going to happen in the closely guarded film when it hits theaters in December. And now Star Wars superfan and geek extraordinaire Stephen Colbert has outdone them all by attempting to predict the movie’s entire plot, based solely on its new trailer. Others have speculated that a hooded figure who places a black, artificial hand on droid R2-D2 in the promo might be Obi-Wan Kenobe’s erstwhile disciple in disguise. Abrams film. “I am confident I have the definitive guess as to the entire plot of the movie, now.” “It has been three decades since the events of the original trilogy,” Colbert explained. “The dark and mysterious First Order has stepped into the power vacuum once held by the Empire, and the newly named Resistance fights in place of the Rebel Alliance, which has begun a tragic shift to the dark side. “But John Boyega’s character is in a Stormtrooper suit, so it follows that now the new New Hope comes from the very enemy we’ve been trained to hate,” he continued. “Remember, the Dark Side was never explicitly tied to the Empire.

Asked by the Associated Press at the GLSEN Respect Awards if there was a reason for Skywalker’s omission from the trailer and other marketing, Abrams admitted: “It’s no accident.” He added: “These are good questions to be asking. The Force itself exists outside of mere temporal authority structures. “So I predict that dark becomes light, light becomes dark, and the very fabric of the Force is stretched to its limit, as a new generation emerges to tear down the false distinctions of the past and unite all of us,” he concluded, “old and new, moisture farmers and nerf herders, star and wars, once and for all, bringing peace to the galaxy.” Though he won’t be proven right or wrong until Star Wars: The Force Awakens hits theaters Dec. 18, what do you think? Advance ticket sales on both sides of the Atlantic have obliterated previous records, leading to speculation that Abrams’ film might challenge Avatar for the mantle of highest-grossing movie of all time.

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