Screw the Best Summer Ever—Amy Schumer Just Had the Best Emmys Ever

21 Sep 2015 | Author: | No comments yet »

Amy Poehler and Amy Schumer Joke About Getting Blackout Drunk at the Emmys.

Comedy Central’s outrageous Inside Amy Schumer took home a big win for Outstanding Variety Sketch Series during Sunday’s Emmy Awards, and Amy Schumer continued the momentum from her speech when she and her co-producers headed backstage to the press room.The comedian is fresh off the Best Summer Ever—full of late-night talk show debauchery, a blockbuster movie and jet ski rides with Jennifer Lawrence.

In your best Schumer impression, behold the 10 most genius highlights from Schumer’s visit backstage, with some light helpful context to set the mood. The comedian was uncharacteristically flustered during her acceptance speech, thanking the woman who did her smokey eye (“I really like it”), her head writer, “the suits who represent her” and her sister, among others. I’m not sure if that’s something that interests anyone,” she said in the press room, before noting how stoic a group of journalists looked while listening to her. “Has anyone in the front two rows ever had an orgasm?” she asked them. “It feels so good. Before giving Mom star Allison Janney the award for best supporting actress in a comedy series, Shumer got in one more good joke. “Let’s not forget what tonight what tonight is really about,” she says. “Celebrating hilarious women and letting the Internet weigh in on who looks worse.” Even Julia Louis-Dreyfus got a little taste of Shumer when she won outstanding lead actress in a comedy series.

From showing off her fresh-as-hell #Amy squad to keeping cool by storing frozen peas in her genitals, Schumer kept us laughing (and chortling, and snortling) all evening long. I’m gonna black out.” On the women who have cheered her on: “It’s every woman that I’ve walked past on the Upper West Side, from 13 years old to 73, saying, ‘Keep going, Amy.’” On her favorite moment from the Emmys: “Presenting with Amy Poehler. On the red carpet, Schumer revealed how she and Jennifer Lawrence ended up on stage with Billy Joel: “Honestly, Billy Joel, I’ve been a groupie for years.

And this moment, this is obviously very cool.” On falling in front of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: “I usually disassociate, which is only available to you if you had a poor childhood, so I disassociate but what I attribute that moment to was seeing these people who are media moguls in their prime, in their moment, and wanting to do something to remind everyone that we’re all human and that no one is more special than anyone else.” On who she’ll make out with at the afterparty: “Honestly, anyone who’s willing. I’m such a Hillary fan, it was amazing to be that close to someone who I’m hoping is our future president…and also humiliating because I was wearing giant red roller skates fearing I was going to lose my life at Rockefeller Center.” On sketch comedy: “We were very grateful that they gave sketch its own category. We would be remiss if we didn’t mention the teeny tiny caveat that she did actually lose one teeny tiny award, but she lost to the Daily Show team so it doesn’t even count.

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