Macaulay Culkin revisits Home Alone’ s Kevin

23 Dec 2015 | Author: | No comments yet »

Home Alone’s Kevin McCallister now an unhappy guy.

The Home Alone movies were comedies, but in real life their star eight-year-old character Kevin McCallister could have easily grown up traumatised by his clashes with dangerous burglars. “It’s fu*king Christmas, and your whole family goes on vacation and they forget their eight-year-old fu*king son,” he says to the shocked passenger. “I still have nightmares about this bald weirdo dude chasing me around, talking like Yosemite Sam.His ‘wife’ Anna, he explains, did ‘too much blow’ the night before and his making him pick up her passengers instead, even though he can’t drive. The now 35-year-old Culkin has starred in a parody video exploring what such experiences might have done to McCallister later in life – and the result is disturbing.

Not only was he emotionally abused by his jerkwad family, but he had to fend off a pair of homicidal burglars after being forgotten at home by his kin. They remembered my bastard of a brother but they forget me, the cutest fu*king eight-year-old in the universe.” This should be a warning to every parent out there.

That’s the premise of episode one of the web series :DRYVRS, starring a grown-up, long-haired, 35-year-old Macaulay Culkin channeling his inner Kevin.

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