Fools! You’ve be yawning incorrectly this whole time, according to Gwyneth …

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Fools! You’ve be yawning incorrectly this whole time, according to Gwyneth Paltrow.

In the latest from Goop HQ, Gwyneth Paltrow consults Michael Lear, a “wonderful yogi and important quarterback for mindfulness and meditation” (seriously?), to teach us how to open our mouths and take in extra air the PROPER WAY, YOU IDIOTS.At a private residence in the Hamptons last night, Net-a-Porter and Goop—Gwyneth Paltrow’s kale-loving lifestyle site—joined together to throw a summer fête in celebration of the two brands. And, if you’re smart enough to successfully complete Yawns 1 & 2 all the way through, you will be able to “release accumulated energy and tension that may result from conversation and or the vicissitudes of the day.” Net-a-Porter recently launched seasonal same-day delivery and concierge service to the Hamptons, while Goop was celebrating its “rapid editorial and e-commerce expansion,” according to a press release. “With both brands’ shared passions for luxury, elegant simplicity and a powerful female presence,” the release stated, “the event was a celebration of friends, fashion and The Hamptons.” Attendees from the hosting parties included Ms.

We’re not sure if that logic necessarily holds up. “Gently tilt your head back to a comfortable position and allow your mouth to hang open widely while you gently extend into it. Contract the back of the throat as if to perform Ujjayi breathing—a whispery breath—which is typically done through your nose with your mouth closed. The wood furniture looked as though it might have been casually hewn from a nearby tree, and each dish appeared to have been made, almost exclusively, of flowers and other nice plants.

As your jaw muscles stretch and relax, and the yawn expands, the lacrimal glands around the eye are squeezed and tearing is induced.” “Continue with steps 1-4 above, and when the yawn comes, bring together only the lips.

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