Bill Hader: My 5-Year-Old Daughter Has a Potty Mouth!

18 Jul 2015 | Author: | No comments yet »

Bill Hader and Jimmy Fallon spit food at each other in Tonight Show cop sketch.

During a Thursday night appearance on The Tonight Show to promote Trainwreck, his new movie with Amy Schumer, Hader sat down with host Jimmy Fallon to tell some hilarious stories about his three daughters. In the clip – which has some NSFW language – Hader describes how 5½-year-old Hannah is obsessed with all things princesses and loves to wander around their home dressed as an elegant, pretty princess – until she realizes they’ve run out of cereal. “She’ll walk in and I go, ‘Oh hello, Hannah, how are you?’ and she’s like, ‘I’m going to make my breakfast,’” explained Hader, imitating his daughter’s elegant gait as she strolled around the room dressed in full princess attire. “And then she walked into our pantry and saw we had no cereal and I just hear her go ‘F—!’” “She goes, ‘Woah! Bill and Jimmy did a sketch where they kept putting stuff in their mouths before talking to each other, spitting food all over each other’s face, which was kinda gross and really funny.

The P-driven dialogue becomes nonsensical throughout, as the duo take turns hurling various snacks. “I was pruning my petunias, accidentally punctured my pinky,” Fallon says in the first segment, filled with coffee and crackers. “We speak politely to our peers, capiche?” Hader interjects. Hader and Fallon star in three clips from the show, prnouncing their “p’s” as precisely as possible, projecting whatever pudding, Pepsi, or other foods are placed in the police department. Watch below to see the two former Saturday Night Live stars trade food blows back and forth, breaking more in the process than Fallon did in some of his more memorable SNL sketches. Later, the pair debate the merits of Pepsi and Perrier, and Hader warns of a “particular problem with predatory poultry.” And the food grows messier, as they spit various milkshakes, apples, potato chips and chocolate pudding – barely controlling their laughter. Hader evens sneaks in a spit-take for his old SNL pal, Tonight Show announcer Steve Higgins. 2015 may not bring everything that Back to the Future II promised it would: flying cars, self-lacing shoes, we don’t see ’em happening over the next 12 months. (Then again, don’t bet against Nike.) But this year will definitely pack plenty of punch when it comes to cultural happenings.

Mad Max will roar back out of the apocalypse while Mad Men rides off into the sunset, rock’s Antichrist Superstar and hip-hop’s Yeezus will rise again.

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