Amy Schumer Got Drunk and Recorded Herself Eating Jake Gyllenhaal’s Cake

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That’s where Amy Schumer found a frozen, borderline inedible birthday cake, which she proceeded to drunk-eat while she was renting the “Southpaw” star’s apartment, Schumer said on Thursday’s “Late Show with Stephen Colbert.” “I would get drunk, and I would eat it, and I would talk as if he were there and I was at the party that the cake was served at,” the comedian told a delighted Colbert. “It says ‘happy birthday,’ because it was your birthday,” the actress slurs. “You’re a supermodel, and you’re dating Jake Gyllenhaal.

The “Trainwreck” star told Stephen Colbert during her “Late Show” appearance on Friday that she raided Jake Gyllenhaal’s fridge after a few cocktails and chowed down on a “very old” frozen cake the actor had left behind. But I am living here, and I am eating this.” Schumer and her sister had needed a place to stay, and Gyllenhaal was renting out his two-bedroom apartment at a relatively inexpensive rate, she said. Amy discovered the treat while renting the “Everest” star’s two-bedroom digs, and admitted that she couldn’t help but be a little nosy during her stay. The surviving members of the iconic “Little Rascals” cast dwindled to a handful this week after former child star Dick Moore died at age 89 — just three days after another member of the iconic “Gang” had passed away. It might have been one of the most enjoyable moments of my life,” Colbert said of the moment when Schumer picked up Couric’s phone (after she left the table at the party) and texted the journalist’s husband.

Do they run into each other in separate groups at brunch and just decide to push their tables together even though they don’t know each other super well but it’d be more awkward not to? Colbert then commented about how Jennifer Lawrence and Schumer are friends, to which the female comedian quipped of the Hunger Games actress, “I wanted to know what it would be like to be friends with the hottest possible version of myself. The clip shows the comedienne taking big, two-handed bites straight from the rock-hard cake, even tapping it on the counter to emphasize just how long it had been stranded in Jake’s freezer.

Here’s a possibility that we’ve not yet considered: Our favorite celebrities rent out each other’s apartments, then root through each other’s things and eat each other’s frozen birthday cakes. I just sit across from her having coffee like, ‘oh, it could have been like that.'” He then brought up how the actress previously lived in Jake Gyllenhaal’s apartment. Trust me, you know I’m not rich, right?” she told Colbert of her four-floor walk-up apartment. “That’s a walk up,” she said pointing to her butt. “That’s a very disappointing ass and I regret doing that,” Schumer joked immediately after standing up and showing her derriere to the audience.

It all began when Colbert shared with Schumer that Gyllenhaal would be a guest on his show the following week, then innocently asked the Trainwreck star whether it was true that she’d once lived in Gyllenhaal’s house. Kornman, 90, believed to be the oldest living “Rascal,” appeared in the series in the ’20s and ’30s, while the 82-year-old Landy was a “Gang” member from 1938 to 1941.

She mentioned that Gyllenhaal left one thing behind in the apartment: “The one thing that he did leave, because he really gutted the place, he left a frozen cake in his freezer. Outside of “Rascals,” Moore made his mark on Hollywood, playing the title role in “Oliver Twist” in 1933 and giving Shirley Temple her first on-screen kiss. It was the first-ever film version of “Oliver Twist” with sound. “We were all very isolated,” he said in an 1984 interview, according to The Hollywood Reporter. “Shirley Temple told me she thought all children worked. … You are a princess.” Colbert then complimented Schumer on being a role model for half the population of women on the planet before the two apologized to their former high school teachers for acting poorly in class.

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